we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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