he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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