Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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