Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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