Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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Drunk is not a location!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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