I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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