Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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