The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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