You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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