Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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