i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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