She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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