Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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