you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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