i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
