her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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