i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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