Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
