Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
where are my eyebrows?
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