I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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