then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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