I love black thongs
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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