why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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