my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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