Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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