O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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