I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We have started to decorate penises.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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