Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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