new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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