is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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