Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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