That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am in a vortex of obligation.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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