Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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