rhymes with "ouble enetration"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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