Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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