I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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