What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
