it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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