how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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