she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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