He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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