I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
this will be a night to untag.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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