well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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