How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i already hear my dad disowning me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she peed on how many people?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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