I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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