one might say we're banned from that church
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
