so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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