I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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