Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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