This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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