you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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