he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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