We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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