people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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