She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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