Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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