Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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