I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
