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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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