it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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